the-macra:

ed sheeran didn’t HAVE to make music that slaps. and he didn’t. next question

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hijerking:

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

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hallucin8:

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

luna-y-tuna:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

woundedtoaster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

Cats love jazz

there it is

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communistbakery:

fuckingpunchmeintheface:

communistbakery:

growing up with three parents was really weird

what?? u had three parents??

yeah my mom’s a gemini

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tariqah:

tariqah:

I just remembered that there really used to be a time when you used to pay to get ringtones…

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bettedavisgf:

my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

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